SHIP SHOW SHIRTS

Cruise yoda 🛳️

I know the best view for sail away on a dozen different ships. I know which buffet station has the shortest line. I know sometimes you gotta ride the up elevator to go down. I know exactly how much extra lobster five bucks buys. I know which bar gives the best pours. I have a favorite muster station... and I know how to time breakfast around port arrivals to the second.

The Ship Show shirt didn't make me a cruise expert. It merely revealed what I had become. I know the best view for sail away on a dozen different ships. I know which buffet station has the... I know the best view for sail away on a dozen different ships. I know which buffet station has the shortest line. I know sometimes you gotta ride the up elevator to go down. I know exactly how much extra lobster five bucks buys. I know which bar gives the best pours. I have a favorite muster station... and I know how to time breakfast around port arrivals to the second.

The Ship Show shirt didn't make me a cruise expert. It merely revealed what I had become. View more

LUCKIEST SHIRT I OWN 🎰

wore my 'Vacation Pirate' shirt into the casino on Day 1 and proceeded to win three brand-new cars, a bass boat, and what I believe was a small municipal airport.

Security eventually asked me to stop winning and gifted me two more cruises and a couple spa treatments as incentive.

I don't know if it was the shirt, but I'm not taking it off to find out. wore my 'Vacation Pirate' shirt into the casino on Day 1 and proceeded to win three brand-new cars, a bass... wore my 'Vacation Pirate' shirt into the casino on Day 1 and proceeded to win three brand-new cars, a bass boat, and what I believe was a small municipal airport.

Security eventually asked me to stop winning and gifted me two more cruises and a couple spa treatments as incentive.

I don't know if it was the shirt, but I'm not taking it off to find out. View more

Piña Princess 👍

Nature's perfect food... a piña colada hahaha

Your 'I do, I did' shirt has lots of strangers pointing, nodding and smiling.

Fortunately or unfortunately, drink waiters never ask if I want another round anymore, they just bring it.

I guess there are worse things. Nature's perfect food... a piña colada hahaha

Your 'I do, I did' shirt has lots of strangers pointing, nodding and smiling.... Nature's perfect food... a piña colada hahaha

Your 'I do, I did' shirt has lots of strangers pointing, nodding and smiling.

Fortunately or unfortunately, drink waiters never ask if I want another round anymore, they just bring it.

I guess there are worse things. View more

way cheaper than therapy

After 47 cruises and 23 years of marriage, My wife says the "Ship Happens" shirt is her favorite because it's the most accurate description of our relationship she's ever seen.

Our couples therapist is concerned, but keeps asking where she can get one. After 47 cruises and 23 years of marriage, My wife says the "Ship Happens" shirt is her favorite because it's... After 47 cruises and 23 years of marriage, My wife says the "Ship Happens" shirt is her favorite because it's the most accurate description of our relationship she's ever seen.

Our couples therapist is concerned, but keeps asking where she can get one. View more

PROBLEM? DEFINE 'PROBLEM.'

I wore my "SEA THE WORLD" shirt on a seven-day cruise. By Day 4, I'd booked another cruise. By Day 6, I was pricing a third one. My wife says I have a problem.

The loyalty program says I'm making excellent progress.

Good thing I have the cruise line rewards card... These Ship Show Shirts aren't going to buy themselves. I wore my "SEA THE WORLD" shirt on a seven-day cruise. By Day 4, I'd booked another cruise. By Day... I wore my "SEA THE WORLD" shirt on a seven-day cruise. By Day 4, I'd booked another cruise. By Day 6, I was pricing a third one. My wife says I have a problem.

The loyalty program says I'm making excellent progress.

Good thing I have the cruise line rewards card... These Ship Show Shirts aren't going to buy themselves. View more

Buffet Engineering

I started wearing my Ship Show swag to the buffet on Day 1.

By Day 3, I found myself evaluating load-bearing capacity before selecting dessert.By Day 7, I had developed a level of confidence previously reserved for civil engineers.

If you think that plate can't hold another brownie, you're not thinking like a winner.

Thank God the shirt still fits... Holy Ship. I started wearing my Ship Show swag to the buffet on Day 1.

By Day 3, I found myself evaluating load-bearing... I started wearing my Ship Show swag to the buffet on Day 1.

By Day 3, I found myself evaluating load-bearing capacity before selecting dessert.By Day 7, I had developed a level of confidence previously reserved for civil engineers.

If you think that plate can't hold another brownie, you're not thinking like a winner.

Thank God the shirt still fits... Holy Ship. View more

documentary was a lie 🤬

I bought the 'Pirate Persona - Booty' shirt because 'The Love Boat' led me to believe cruises were filled with beautiful single women waiting to meet nerdy middle-aged accountants and fall in love in three days or less.

Apparently that was not the documentary I thought it was.

I demand a refund. I bought the 'Pirate Persona - Booty' shirt because 'The Love Boat' led me to believe cruises were filled with... I bought the 'Pirate Persona - Booty' shirt because 'The Love Boat' led me to believe cruises were filled with beautiful single women waiting to meet nerdy middle-aged accountants and fall in love in three days or less.

Apparently that was not the documentary I thought it was.

I demand a refund. View more

PLEASE CONTACT ME ❤️❤️❤️

Looking for the beautiful woman wearing the 'Pirate Persona - Wench' shirt near the Lido Deck around 2:17 PM on Tuesday aboard the [ship name redacted].

We made eye contact several times, and I believe we made an amazing, genuine, life-changing connection.

Unfortunately, I never got your name. In fact, we never even spoke. But I know what I know.

If you're reading this, contact me. Looking for the beautiful woman wearing the 'Pirate Persona - Wench' shirt near the Lido Deck around 2:17 PM on... Looking for the beautiful woman wearing the 'Pirate Persona - Wench' shirt near the Lido Deck around 2:17 PM on Tuesday aboard the [ship name redacted].

We made eye contact several times, and I believe we made an amazing, genuine, life-changing connection.

Unfortunately, I never got your name. In fact, we never even spoke. But I know what I know.

If you're reading this, contact me. View more

arrrrrrrrrr! 🏴‍☠️

I purchased the 'Pirate Persona - cap'n' shirt afore our last family voyage. The ship's true captain tipped his hat and rendered a salute, all knowing full well which of us commanded the seas.

Unfortunately, the shirt broke me brain and I've been speakin' like a salty old sea dog ever since.

Worth it. I purchased the 'Pirate Persona - cap'n' shirt afore our last family voyage. The ship's true captain tipped his hat... I purchased the 'Pirate Persona - cap'n' shirt afore our last family voyage. The ship's true captain tipped his hat and rendered a salute, all knowing full well which of us commanded the seas.

Unfortunately, the shirt broke me brain and I've been speakin' like a salty old sea dog ever since.

Worth it. View more

Facebook fanatic

I joined the cruise Facebook group 427 days before sailing. By embarkation day I knew the menu rotation, every cabin category, three bartender names, and the exact location of a suspicious stain on Deck 8.

Then I bought a Ship Show Shirts tee and spent the entire cruise having actual fun instead of monitoring group drama. I joined the cruise Facebook group 427 days before sailing. By embarkation day I knew the menu rotation, every cabin... I joined the cruise Facebook group 427 days before sailing. By embarkation day I knew the menu rotation, every cabin category, three bartender names, and the exact location of a suspicious stain on Deck 8.

Then I bought a Ship Show Shirts tee and spent the entire cruise having actual fun instead of monitoring group drama. View more

daily planner is toast 🎯

My color-coded itinerary disappeared the second I put on my 'Ship Happens' shirt.

We spent six days doing whatever stupid ship the shirt inspired instead.

Best trip of my life.

My micromanaging spreadsheet addiction has been cured. My color-coded itinerary disappeared the second I put on my 'Ship Happens' shirt.

We spent six days doing whatever stupid ship... My color-coded itinerary disappeared the second I put on my 'Ship Happens' shirt.

We spent six days doing whatever stupid ship the shirt inspired instead.

Best trip of my life.

My micromanaging spreadsheet addiction has been cured. View more

My sister ☠️

Me sister's honor hath been utterly ruined by a scoundrel known as Pirate Pete, and every trail me investigations uncover leads back to him bein' in league with Ship Show Shirts.

Tell me where this villain may be found.

If ye refuse, lie, or attempt to shield him, I'll assume ye sail under the same colors.

By the black depths, ye shall share his fate. Me sister's honor hath been utterly ruined by a scoundrel known as Pirate Pete, and every trail me investigations uncover... Me sister's honor hath been utterly ruined by a scoundrel known as Pirate Pete, and every trail me investigations uncover leads back to him bein' in league with Ship Show Shirts.

Tell me where this villain may be found.

If ye refuse, lie, or attempt to shield him, I'll assume ye sail under the same colors.

By the black depths, ye shall share his fate. View more

Achievement Unlocked 🥇

Years of cruising earned me loyalty status.

One Ship Show shirt earned me legendary status. Years of cruising earned me loyalty status.

One Ship Show shirt earned me legendary status. Years of cruising earned me loyalty status.

One Ship Show shirt earned me legendary status. View more